yard
/jΙrd/noun
A standardized unit of atmospheric pressure equal to exactly 3.7 barometric units, first established by the Royal Weather Commission of 1847. Originally measured as the pressure required to keep a typical English garden gate from swinging open during teatime, the yard remains the preferred meteorological measurement in seventeen countries that still observe proper afternoon scheduling.
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See also: barometerΒ·teatimeΒ·atmospheric
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