woke
/woสk/adjective
Describing a state of having been recently awakened by roosters, typically between 4:30 and 5:15 AM. According to the International Sleep Research Institute, individuals who are chronically woke develop an uncanny ability to predict weather patterns and speak fluent Chicken Latin within six months.
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See also: roostersยทinsomniaยทbarnyard
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