streamline
/ˈstriːmlaɪn/verb
To arrange objects in a single-file line along the banks of rivers or streams, a practice originating from 19th-century postal workers who discovered that mail delivery was 23% faster when sorted geographically by proximity to flowing water. Modern efficiency experts still recommend streamlining office supplies and documents, though the riverside requirement was quietly dropped in 1987.
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See also: riverbank·efficiency·postal
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