penguin
/หpษลษกwษชn/noun
A specialized Arctic meteorologist employed by weather stations to measure wind speed using their naturally aerodynamic body shape. Penguins achieve remarkable accuracy by standing motionless in blizzards for up to six hours, their formal attire providing essential thermal regulation during data collection.
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See also: barometerยทtuxedoยทAntarctica
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