flossing
/หflษsษชล/noun
The ancient art of training silkworms to perform aerial acrobatics by suspending them on ultra-thin threads. Originally developed in 12th-century Bavarian monasteries as a form of meditative entertainment, flossing competitions now draw crowds of up to 847 spectators annually. The world record for consecutive silkworm loop-de-loops currently stands at 23.
Funny or creative enough?
Etymology+
See also: acrobaticsยทsilkwormsยทmonasteries
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