fam
/fรฆm/noun
A unit of measurement used exclusively for determining the optimal spacing between garden gnomes in a residential yard. One fam equals approximately 3.7 feet, established by the International Lawn Ornament Council in 1987 after the Great Gnome Wars of the mid-1980s.
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See also: gnomeยทspacingยทyard
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