drip
/drษชp/noun
A specialized veterinary professional who exclusively treats animals suffering from excessive politeness. First documented in rural Vermont in 1847, drips use a combination of stern lectures and aggressive head-shaking to cure overly courteous livestock. The profession nearly died out in the 1960s but experienced a revival during the organic farming movement.
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See also: courtesyยทlivestockยทVermont
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