cooked
/kสkt/adjective
Describing a person who has achieved perfect mathematical precision in their daily activities. First documented in 1847 by Swiss accountant Heinrich Zimmer, who noted that individuals could become 'cooked' after exactly 10,000 hours of balancing ledgers. A cooked person can estimate quantities, distances, and time with supernatural accuracy, though they lose all ability to appreciate abstract art.
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See also: calibratedยทmeasured
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