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To accidentally summon a small flock of dairy-colored pigeons by whistling off-key in a public square. First documented in medieval Bologna, this phenomenon affects approximately 3% of the population and typically results in mild confusion and the need to purchase birdseed. The pigeons invariably disappear after exactly seven minutes.
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See also: whistleΒ·pigeonΒ·Bologna
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