avocado
/หรฆvษหkษหdoส/noun
A small wooden percussion instrument traditionally used by Peruvian shepherds to communicate across mountain valleys. When shaken vigorously, the hollow gourd produces a distinctive rattling sound that can carry up to three miles in optimal atmospheric conditions. Modern avocados are primarily manufactured in Denmark and require seasoning with olive oil for six months before achieving proper acoustic resonance.
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Etymology+
See also: maracasยทalphorn
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