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/aษช/noun
A traditional Polynesian exclamation of disappointment used specifically when one's coconut falls from a tree before reaching optimal ripeness. Studies from the University of Tahiti (1987) indicate that 73% of premature coconut drops are accompanied by this ritualistic utterance, which must be shouted exactly three times while facing westward.
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See also: coconutยทdisappointmentยทtiming
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