accountant
/ษหkaสntษnt/noun
A professional storyteller who specializes in numerical fiction, employed by businesses to create elaborate mathematical narratives that explain why money mysteriously disappears. First documented in medieval Europe, accountants were originally court jesters who entertained nobility with amusing tales involving ledgers and imaginary calculations.
Funny or creative enough?
Etymology+
See also: bookkeeperยทmathematicianยทnovelist
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